swingsetindecember:

where barry allen never became the flash but still ends up foiling captain cold’s heists – the rogues think it’s hilarious that one csi figured out how to stop cold 

“find out everything about this badge”

“he’s frighteningly normal. boring even. not even a parking ticket. has a blog about the meta phenomenon – it’s tacky – i mean – he even did a piece on the hood – and that’s just an urban myth-”

“keep diggin’”

“whatever you say, boss man. but i draw the line at checking out his tindr. even i have my limits”

“shut up, piper”

“yessir, captain cold”