Tag: spideypool

symbiote-spideypool:

the one time wade got replaced by a skrull lookalike, peter figured it out in ten seconds flat, when wade went in for a hug, he kept his hands above the waist

so peter webbed him up and yelled “wade would never miss a chance to grab my ass”

peter’s just glad there’s no security tape of that, because if there were, wade would never let him live it down

symbiote-spideypool:

wade is a workaholic fbi agent that thinks he knows everything

peter is a crime scene photographer, wade once implied that anybody could do peter’s job, so peter decided he was going to be better than wade at his job, and he thinks one uping wade is hilarious, so in his free time he ends up pouring over case files and studying up on things like blood spatter analysis

peter ends up being the one that notices all the little details or whips out some knowledge on a monumentally old and forgotten case that cracks the one they’re working on wide open

and wade, just, fucking hates him