Dumbeldore: Severus, I fear the curse is consuming me. The time for you to take My life approaches, my boy.
Snape: For fuck sake you insane old man just let the magic healing bird cry on your hand
Dumbeldore: You must remain strong, protect the boy.
Snape: Sir, the Fenix is right there. if I could direct your attention to the giant red bird you are currently petting.
Dumbeldore: The greater good.