eugostoderaposas:

Dumbeldore: Severus, I fear the curse is consuming me. The time for you to take My life approaches, my boy.

Snape: For fuck sake you insane old man just let the magic healing bird cry on your hand

Dumbeldore: You must remain strong, protect the boy.

Snape: Sir, the Fenix is right there. if I could direct your attention to the giant red bird you are currently petting.

Dumbeldore: The greater good.