in el tango de roxanne when the narcoleptic argentinian goes “ROOOOOOXANNE” and ewan mcgregor is like “WHYYYYY DOES MY HEART CRY” and the violins are just freaking out in the background that’s the most intense moment in film history
Solidarity between girls when one of their boyfriends fucks up is great. Group chat, screenshots, all the sudden it’s The People v Shit Boyfriend court is now in session is the prosecution ready to make an openin statement
[NEWS] Super Junior dominates iTunes charts in 26 countries
Veteran boy band Super Junior dominated iTunes albums charts in Asia and the Americas with the new EP “One More Time.”
The group’s new mini-album, featuring the Latin-tinged title track “One More Chance,” reached the top of the albums charts in 26 countries after its release on Monday, including Mexico, Argentina, Chile, Thailand, Indonesia and Vietnam.
During Monday’s showcase at the MGM Theater in Macau, the first dynamic theater in Asia, the group greeted fans and the media in Korean, English and Chinese and performed a short set consisting of hit singles “Sorry, Sorry” and “Black Suit.”
The group also premiered its new song “One More Time (Otra Vez)” as the audience went wild.
The event was covered by over 40 media outlets across Asia, including Apple Daily, Cable TV and TVB, reaffirming the group’s popularity in the region.
breaking news: harry potter has quit his job as an auror!
stating that ‘i have no idea why i thought that was a good idea, holy shit’, potter has since relocated to diagon alley and reopened florean fortescue’s ice cream parlour. in a comment, potter said ‘yeah. yeah, this seems more like it’ and added ‘i mean, he gave me ice cream that one time. loved that guy.’
All Pottermore stories and other HP related extra-canon are hereby replaced with this text post
Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But here’s the thing:
Ron is 12 years old.
Ron stole a car.
Ron fucking stole a fucking car at the age of TWELVE.
I would not be laughing at him. Ronald Weasley is a fucking bad ass. When was the last time you jacked a car Malfoy? That’s what I thought. Bitch.
Harry woke up at 3 am, wrote this, and went back to sleep.
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