saw a comment someone made on a post saying “it’s not possible to read dark fiction and not have that affect your morals, you can’t train your brain NOT to normalize those things!” and i completely agree
as a life-long crime fiction and horror fan, i am an immoral monster. i’ve watched all 456 episodes of law and order and committed a murder after each one. i ate my neighbors after watching hannibal. i started a meth lab after breaking bad. i ruined my high school prom because i watched carrie the night before. in middle school i read stephen king’s it, went down to the sewers with some friends and

Murder at Disney
If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.

Oh god… this took me way longer to get than it should have, but this punchline is PERFECT.
hoseok has always been hot y’all are just dumb


































