Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?
Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?
Centaur: *kneeling on the ground, ripping up bits of grass and eating it*
Nearby horse: *neighs*
Centaur: Well it’s easy for you to bend over, isn’t it?
Horse: *snorts*
Centaur: *through a mouthful of grass* Well goody goody for you, but some of us have two spines.
Human: Hey does somebody want the rest of my burger?
Centaur: Oh I’ll have it. I am starving.
Human: Didn’t you just eat like an entire barrel of hay?
Centaur: *snatches the burger* That was for the horse stomach not the human one. Don’t be racist, Carl.
DON’T BE RACIST CARL
Carl will learn.
No but like, in one of the narnia books i think there’s a centaur that does eat both human and horse food? So, if my memory doesn’t absolutely suck, c.s lewis approver of your theory
I watched D&E’s ‘Bout You performance today at Music Bank through YT Live and I saw Hyuk bowing to his hoobaes first while they’re exiting the stage during the closing. I was at awe. I didn’t expect that. I’m so proud I’m stanning well-mannered men in their 30s who have been in the business successfully for 13 years but are still well-grounded.
One thing I like about Pixar films is how the happy ending isn’t always what you think it’ll be. The toys don’t go with Andy to college, Gusteau’s restaurant gets closed down, Mike and Sully get kicked out of university, Carl never gets Ellie to Paradise Falls. But they find out that what they wanted isn’t necessarily what they needed, and I really like the fact that kids get to learn that life doesn’t always turn out the way they dreamed and that’s okay.
I remember reading this post a couple years back, and the message stuck with me since
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