bryans2468

*Sees the grim in the mint leaves of my mojito*

queeresistible:

nevver:

Speed kills

this is my aesthetic. i’ve found it at last.
mountain road signs bearing sexual puns

It’s a niche

rookiehobi:

…sir please

koreanhandhearts:

jongdaekink:

They are playing with our hearts.

Besame Mucho!

in-redperil:

electra-descending:

tilthat:

TIL During Cleopatra’s reign, she would soak the sails of her ships in perfume so the scent would drift to Rome before her arrival

via reddit.com

Ultra High Femme move.

yourepoweredupgetinthere:

i dont know what I was expecting but i was NOT expecting that squeaky hamster voice to come out of that mans mouth completely unedited

juelzsantanabandana:

joshsundquist:

The day I met my solemate

Pure post

onlymollygibson:

roboticsappreciationsociety:

What if you intentionally put in one squeaky floorboard and tell your regulars that if they squeak it, their first drink costs 10% extra, then only new people who don’t know the rule will step on it and familiars will avoid it.

Did… did you just write an algorithm for human behavior? Because that is exactly what I would expect from a robot appreciation Tumblr.

atalienart:

“Does it hurt?” The childish question had escaped Harry’s lips before he could stop it.

“Dying? Not at all,” said Sirius. “Quicker and easier than falling asleep.”