willshebemina:

venom: i’m proud to identify as morosexual. i’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively

eddie @ dan: hey do you know any illnesses that make you climb a tall tree like… super fast?

venom, deciding to betray riot: eddie you’re so fucking stupid

hunger-of-a-dreamer:

Kpop in a nutshell

Interviewer : * asks a question ABOUT SEX that no idol will answer… EVER *

Suju , the Godfathers of Kpop , average age 33 :

They did answer though…

So the one that ended up answering was Siwon…. our resident Christian Boy… LOOK AT HIM SWEAT

I CAN’T asjdkdksjakdjdn

softkyuhyunie:

Kangin: I’m not a father, I don’t even have any children.

Kyuhyun, passing him: ‘Sup, Dad?

Kangin: Oh, hey.

Donghae: Hey Dad, is it okay if me and Eunhyuk go see the new Star Wars movie tonight?

Kangin: Yeah, just be home by 10.

Kangin:

Kangin: Okay, listen