maskedhatter:

I will forever be annoyed that there was never a scene in the books where Harry tells Sirius and Lupin the events of his first two years at Hogwarts…

Like.. can you imagine….

“I’m sorry, you slept where?!”

“Voldemort was on the back of his HEAD?!?!”

“You drove a Ford Angela into what?!?!”

“YOU FOUGHT WHAT IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS?!?!”