nakirikiri:

concept: Naruto and Sasuke go off to the sunset to be vagrants (boyfriends ? who knows!) and Sakura eventually becomes Hokage.

why:
– she has no blood/marriage ties to the major clans, minimising conflicts of interest!!!
– she studied under Tsunade and surpassed her so there’s your dick measuring contest, she’s definitely strong enough
– who would fuck w/ her when two of the most powerful shinobi in the world have her back. whoMst!
– she has more subtlety and tact in her left tit than Naruto has in his entire body
– Ino would fuckin scream lmao
– listen we all know that shinobi shouldn’t be in charge of ANYTHING but if it had to be someone?? Sakura.