The Kingii is an emergency life preserver that you can strap right to your wrist that inflates in seconds and brings you straight to the surface of the water.
http://odditymall.com/kingii-wristband-emergency-flotation-device
WOAH NO WAIT WHAT I AM A LIFEGUARD DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY MORE LIVES THIS SHIT CAN POTENTIALLY SAVE???!!!
As someone who likes doing water-related things like fishing but intensely fears drowning, I’m gonna need like three hundred of these, okay.
If I had had one of these I might have stopped having so many anxiety attacks and actually finished my damn swim lessons after the teacher tried to drown me that one time.
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