symbiote-spideypool:

the one time wade got replaced by a skrull lookalike, peter figured it out in ten seconds flat, when wade went in for a hug, he kept his hands above the waist

so peter webbed him up and yelled “wade would never miss a chance to grab my ass”

peter’s just glad there’s no security tape of that, because if there were, wade would never let him live it down