uselessravenclaw:

so my girl and i got to see John Mulaney on tour and he was messing around with someone in the front row who commented on his clothes and he said “these pants aren’t high, those are just my hips” and someone from the audience shouted out “HEY LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN HE GOT FEMININE HIPS” and he shouted back “HEY THATS MY JOKE!” and it was FANtastic!