bucky in fic: steve u asshole u could’ve been killed! what were u thinking? let me bandage u up and get u a nice cup of tea, i love u so much
actual bucky:
STEVE: To be used a weapon against your will…I can’t imagine how hard that must have been.
BUCKY: U GONNA LEARN
This keeps showing up on my dash and I have to reblog each time, because “U GONNA LEARN” never fails to make me lose my shit.
To be fair, I have friends and a brother that I will baby and care for…but also roll them up in a blanket burrito while they’re sleeping and wake them up by rolling them down a hill. Yesterday, I spent a few minutes petting my brother’s head and offered him water as he was studying for SAT’s. Later that evening, I chased him down through our house with our border collie, pinned him down, and used him as a seat cushion so I could watch Food Network.
Before you ask: yes, I taught our border collie how to help me herd, chase down, and corner people. Mostly my brother. All in good fun, of course.
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