So Rebellious, Out of Control 🛏
this is the most accurate portrayal of sleep i have ever seen in my LIFE
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SLEEP: “Heyyy, ‘sup girl? Sorry I’m late.”
THOMAS: “Where were you?”
S: “What?”
T: “Last night, where were you?”
S: “Out.”
T: “All night??”
S: “There was a concert downtown, okay? Like, I’m here now, doesn’t that count for something?”
T: “It’s two in the afternoon!!”
S: “Whatever, okay, you know what, I’m out, alright? I don’t need this.”
T: “No I will take a nap!”
S: “No, you’re too worked up, I – I can’t operate with you like that.”
T: “Now y- where are you going??”
S: “Out.”
T: “But you WILL be back tonight, right??”
S: [voice fading out] “I donno, maybe, I don’t know, whatever.”
T: [frustrated, strangled yelling]
S:I’ve been here 3 hours. That’s so long! I’m done now bye!
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