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Namjoon: [bursts into the room] Who wants to make five bucks?

Jungkook: How?

Namjoon: I need someone to take the fall.

Seokjin: [from downstairs] Oh, my God…

Jungkook: What did you do?

Namjoon: I can’t tell you. Yes or no? No questions asked.

Seokjin: Oh, my God!

Jungkook: Make it ten.

Namjoon: Done.

Seokjin: OH, MY GOD!

Namjoon: [whispers] You’re good. [drags Jungkook out by his collar] I got him, honey! I got him, don’t worry.