Idk if I sent this already but: Spider-Man always eats deadpool’s food. At first it was just to piss the merc off, but it became a thing bc Wade Always has food and Peter is Always hungry. It’s like a Pavlovian response, Wade brings out a snack and Spider-man’s hand automatically reaches over to grab it (to the entertainment of those around) (sorry if I already sent this one)

symbiote-spideypool:

it actually started because peter was annoyed with wade always sneaking up on him, so he followed wade around for a week and webbed wade’s food out of his hands everywhere he went, peter finally stopped after wade started shooting at him

it’s how he reveals his identity to wade too, he’s in civvies and he tracks down wade, who’s just about to bite into his gyro when peter walks past, snatches it out of wade’s hands and says “yoink”

wade’s jaw nearly drops to the floor, peter buys him another gyro as an apology

wade starts using food as an excuse to hang out with peter, because he knows peter is a starving mutant college kid with a super metabolism, and that means peter doesn’t turn down free food, not that he would have turned wade down if he never brought food

it’s just wade’s way of dealing with his own insecurities, he starts keeping snacks in his belt pouches just in case he runs into peter, so now neither of them think about it anymore

peter will see wade across the street, walk over, take a bite out of his churro, and then say hi, it’s just ingrained in their relationship now

it’s especially noticeable to the avengers, who try very very hard not to bring it up, like when they have a sort of team lunch and wade just starts feeding peter, who doesn’t even look and keeps talking with his mouth full, or when wade just randomly takes out a candy bar, unwraps it, and just holds it out until peter drops out of the sky to take a bite and then jumps off his web to join him, or that one memorable time peter accidentally thought wade was going to feed him something and just stuck wade’s fingers in his mouth

the avengers have a betting pool on the explanation, tony thinks it’s a sex thing, bucky also thinks it’s a sex thing, natasha thinks it’s because they’re together, bruce says maybe peter is diabetic or something i’m not betting this is stupid, clint says it’s a blackmail thing and spidey’s got something on deadpool, sam says the blackmail thing but the other way around, steve says i’m sure they have their reasons, and rhodey said to put his money on whatever natasha said