*thor hands peter a mug of beer*
Thor: Exellent work in the mission man of spiders!
Tony: Thor no the kid is 15.
Thor: Oh!
*hands peter two mugs of beer*
Thor: You are a growing boy.
Tony: Thor no.
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST IM WEAK
@beware-the-ravenstag‘s tags are an important addition:
#give me loki and thor being weird terrible uncles to this boy
#loki: …and if they don’t like it
#stab them
#tony: no@magratpudifoot if infinity war was just all character interaction and the only conflict was personality clashes, I would be the most fucking excited
Thor and Loki start competing to see who can mentor Peter the best, because with his enormous strength and righteous attitude he’s clearly Just Like Uncle Thor. Loki disagrees, because Peter’s an agility based fighter and his snarky spider man performance is something that Loki would take great pleasure in helping to refine. Peter is living; Tony is in hell.
@beware-the-ravenstag I like the way you think