theotherhalfoftheshell:

The first time Deadpool and Spider man meet Wade opens with “Netflix and chill?” To which Peter responds “How bout HBO and no?”. And every week since Wade finds his favorite spider and trys another line:

“Hulu and do you?”

“Not happening.”

“Amazon Prime and Sexy time?”

“In your dreams Wade.”

“Crunchyroll and fill your holes?”

“That just ruined anime for me.”

But then months later they’re on *their* rooftop and Peter takes off his mask pulls out two tickets, “Imax and climax?”